Monday, April 16, 2012

Me vs. Laundry Couch

There you are.
What's that?
A taunt.
Oh really??
We'll see who's boss.
You wanna play??
Okay, I'll show you!
I toss another pile on top.
You moan.
Wimp.
You shiver precariously.
Submission.
I begin to walk away.
I catch it out of the corner of my eye.
You kick.
Something falls.
A sock. How fitting.
I pick it up. I contemplate.
I throw it on top.
You teeter precariously.
I hold my breath.
I walk away.
I look over my shoulder.
I give you a menacing look.
I throw my fists in the air.
Something streaks by.
I can't look.
Silence.
Victory??

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